ARMY OF Anti-JUNKER

ARMY OF Anti-JUNKER
jangan pernah nge-junk di blog ini

Rabu, 16 Juni 2010

annyeonghaseyo
back to blog again....
just want to share about my own creative text design

first..i want to show you SNSD creative design...
this is the original one


this is edit pict from the ori pict



second,sunny creative text design...

this is the original one


and the edit "neon" pict from the original pict


what do you think about my creative text design ???

hope you like it,chingu^^
daedani gamsahanida.......

Selasa, 11 Mei 2010

50 funniest homer simpson's quotes

hello i'm come back to my blog
hola a todos blogger

i'm back with 50 funniest homer simpson's quotes,hope you like it

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.





When will I learn? The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle, they're on TV!

Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose: it's how drunk you get.

I'm going to the back seat of my car, with the woman I love, and I won't be back for ten minutes!

[Meeting Aliens] Please don't eat me! I have a wife and kids. Eat them!

What do we need a psychiatrist for? We know our kid is nuts.

Marge, you're as beautiful as Princess Leia and as smart as Yoda.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and it's time to snatch your mother from his neon claws!

When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something.

I'm having the best day of my life, and I owe it all to not going to Church!


Lisa, if the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls sports, such as hot oil wrestling and foxy boxing and such and such.

I'm not a bad guy! I work hard, and I love my kids. So why should I spend half my Sunday hearing about how I'm going to Hell?

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.

Lisa, Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.

I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life. Number 1: Cover for me. Number 2: Oh, good idea, Boss! Number 3: It was like that when I got here.

Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. 14% of people know that.

Remember that postcard Grandpa sent us from Florida of that Alligator biting that woman's bottom? That's right, we all thought it was hilarious. But, it turns out we were wrong. That alligator was sexually harrassing that woman.

Old people don't need companionship. They need to be isolated and studied so it can be determined what nutrients they have that might be extracted for our personal use.

How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?



Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover.

Homer no function beer well without.

I've always wondered if there was a god. And now I know there is -- and it's me.

Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

I'm never going to be disabled. I'm sick of being so healthy.

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.

[Looking at a globe map...country being Uruguay]
Hee hee! Look at this country! 'You-are-gay.'

All my life I've had one dream, to achieve my many goals.


Dad, you've done a lot of great things, but you're a very old man, and old people are useless.

But Marge, what if we chose the wrong religion? Each week we just make God madder and madder.

I think Smithers picked me because of my motivational skills. Everyone says they have to work a lot harder when I'm around.

Dear Lord.. The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal: You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal.

That's it! You people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to clown college!

Beer: The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.

If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

'To Start Press Any Key'. Where's the ANY key?



funny isn't it??
please leave a comment before leaving

Selasa, 27 April 2010

Filmography of Camille Belle

hello again
previous,i've wrote Camille Belle Biography,now im gonna tell you about Camilla Belle filmography
hope you like it ^^



Filmography Of Camille Belle

YearTitleRoleNote
1993Trouble Shooters: Trapped Beneath the Earth (TV)Jennifer Gates
Empty Cradle (TV)sallyu
1994Deconstructing Sarah (TV)Young Elizabeth
1995Annie: A Royal Adventure (TV)Molly
A Little PrincessJane
1996Marshal Law (TV)Boot Coleman
Poison Ivy IIDaphne Falk
1997The Lost World: Jurassic ParkCathy Bowman
1998Walker, Texas Ranger (TV)Cindy Morgan
Practical MagicSally Owens, Age 11
The Wild Thornberrys (TV)Calf
The PatriotHolly McClaren
Adventures in Odyssey (radio, four episodes)Aubrey Shephard
1999Secret of the AndesDiana Willings
Replacing Dad (TV)Mandy
2000Rip Girls (TV)Sydney Miller
2001Back to the Secret Garden (TV)Lizzie Buscana
The Invisible CircusPhoebe, Age 10-12
2005The QuietDot
The ChumscrubberCrystal
The Ballad of Jack and RoseRose Slavin
2006When a Stranger CallsJill Johnson
200810,000 BCEvolet
2009À DerivaÂngelaBrazilian Movie
PushKira Hollis
2010Father of Invention
2010Em FamíliaClarissaBrazilian Series
2011Mary Mother of ChristMary

Senin, 26 April 2010

Camilla Belle Profile


Camilla Belle
Birthday: October 2, 1986
Age: 23
Sign: Libra
Birthplace: Los Angeles, CA
Hometown: Los Angeles, CA
Big Break:
When A Stranger Calls







Camilla Belle Biography


American actress Camilla Belle was born on October 2, 1986 in Los Angeles, CA. She made her television debut in a national print commercial when she was only nine months old.

As a child, Camilla appeared in films like Jurassic Park: The Lost World and Practical Magic.

After taking a hiatus from acting to focus on school, Camilla starred in the critically acclaimed indie film, The Ballad of Jack Rose, in which she played the daughter of Daniel Day-Lewis. That same year, she had a significant role in the comedy, The Chumscrubber.

Camilla's first lead role came in the remake of When A Stranger Calls in 2006. Most recently, Camilla appeared in 10,000 B.C.

Did you know…
  • She has a miniature pinscher named Evolet
  • She is good friends with Maria Sharapova
  • She is an aspiring pianist
  • She is the face of Vera Wang's fragrance Princess
  • She starred with George Clooney in Nespresso ads
  • She did her own stunts in When A Stranger Calls
  • She loves Brazilian soap operas

Jumat, 23 April 2010

Perbincangan seorang bayi dengan tuhan sebelum dilahirkan

Suatu ketika...
Seorang bayi siap dilahirkan ke dunia
Menjelang ditrunkan,

Dia bertanya pada Tuhan,
"PARA MALAIKAT DI SINI MENGATAKAN, BAHWA BESOK ENGKAU AKAN MENGIRIMKU KE DUNIA, TETAPI....BAGAIMANA CARA SAYA HIDUP DI SANA,SAYA BEGITU KECIL DAN LEMAH" ,KATA SI BAYI.

Tuhan pun menjawab:
"AKU TELAH MEMILIH SATU MALAIKAT UNTUKMU..IA AKAN MENJAGA DAN MENGASIHIMU


"TAPI DI SURGA APA YANG SAYA LAKUKAN HANYALAH BERNYANYI DAN TERTAWA INI CUKUP BAGI SAYA UNTUK BAHAGIA",DEMIKIAN KATA SI BAYI...

Tuhan pun menjawab:
"MALAIKATMU AKAN BERNYANYI DAN TERSENYUM UNTUKMU SETIAP HARI, DAN KAMU AKAN MERASAKAN KEHANGATAN CINTANYA DAN LEBIH BERBAHAGIA"..

Si bayi bertanya kembali:
"DAN APA YANG DAPAT SAYA LAKUKAN SAAT SAYA INGIN BERBICARA KEPADAMU?"

Sekali lagi Tuhan menjawab:
"MALAIKATMU AKAN MENGAJARKAN..BAGAIMANA CARA KAMU BERDOA"

Si bayi belum puas ia bertanya kembali:
"SAYA MENDENGAR BAHWA DI BUMI BANYAK ORANG JAHAT,SIAPA YANG AKAN MELINDUNGI SAYA"?

Dengan penuh kesabaran Tuhan menjawab:
"MALAIKATMU AKAN MELINDUNGIMU, DENGAN TARUHAN JIWANYA SEKALIPUN"

Si bayi melanjutkan pertanyaan lagi:
"TAPI SAYA AKAN BERSEDIH KARENA TIDAK MELIHAT ENGKAU LAGI"..

Dan Tuhan Menjawab:
"MALAIKATMU AKAN MENCERITAKAN KEPADAMU TENTANG AKU, DAN AKAN MENGAJARKAN BAGAIMANA AGAR KAMU BISA KEMBALI KEPADAKU, WALAUPUN SESUNGGUHNYA AKU SELALU BERADA DI SISIMU"..

SAAT ITU SURGA BEGITU TENANGNYA...SEHINGGA SUARA DARI BUMI DAPAT TERDENGAR DAN SANG ANAK DENGAN SUARA LIRIH BERTANYA:
"TUHAN..........JIKA SAYA HARUS PERGI SEKARANG, BISAKAH ENGKAU MEMBERITAHUKU, SIAPA NAMA MALAIKAT DI RUMAHKU NANTI"?

Tuhan menjawab:
"KAMU DAPAT MEMANGGIL NAMA MALAIKATMU.....


I B U ..."


KENANGLAH IBU YANG MENYAYANGIMU..
UNTUK IBU YANG SELALU MENETESKAN AIR MATA KETIKA KAU PERGI...
INGATKAH ENGKAU KETIKA IBUMU RELA TIDUR TANPA SELIMUT DEMI MELIHATMU TIDUR NYENYAK DENGAN DUA SELIMUT MEMBALUT TUBUHMU..

INGATKAH ENGKAU..KETIKA JEMARI IBU MENGUSAP LEMBUT KEPALAMU?
DAN INGATKAN ENGKAU KETIKA AIR MATA MENETES DARI MATA IBUMU KETIKA IA MELIHATMU TERBARING SAKIT...

SESEKALI JENGUKLAH IBUMU YANG SELALU MENANTIKAN KEPULANGANMU DI RUMAH TEMPAT KAU DILAHIRKAN..

KEMBALILAH...MOHON MAAF...PADA IBUMU YANG SELALU RINDU AKAN SENYUMANMU..

JANGAN BIARKAN KAU KEHILANGAN SAAT-SAAT YANG AKAN KAU RINDUKAN DI MASA DATANG,KETIKA IBU TELAH TIADA...

TAK ADA LAGI DI DEPAN PINTU YANG MENYAMBUT KITA...,TAK ADA LAGI SENYUMAN INDAH...TANDA BAHAGIA..
YANG ADA HANYALAH KAMAR KOSONG TIADA PENGHUNINYA..YANG ADA HANYALAH BAJU YANG DIGANTUNG DI LEMARINYA..
TAK ADA LAGI..DAN TAK AKAN ADA LAGI.. YANG AKAN MENETESKAN AIR MATA MENDO'AKANMU DISETIAP HEMBUSAN NAFASNYA..
PULANG..DAN KEMBALILAH SEGERA...PELUKLAH IBU YANG SELALU MENYAYANGIMU..

CIUMLAH KAKI IBU YANG SELALU MERINDUKANMU DAN BERIKANLAH YANG TERBAIK DI AKHIR HAYATNYA..

KENANGLAH CINTA..DAN KASIH SAYANGNYA....



I LOVE U MOM

Kamis, 22 April 2010

NASA airplane

hello ane mau berbagi gambar-gambar pesawat NASA
hope you like it ^^
















Altair ( kek yang di assassins creed ya )





yang ini namanya morphing airplane



klo yang diatas namanya Quiet Spike,termasuk pesawat jenis sonic boom lho


yang ini keren dan slim banget ya keliatannya namanya X-36


yang diatas namanya Global hawks,kok ga ada kacanya ya??

ternyata pesawat diatas dikendalikan memakai remote control gan

nih gambar ruang kendalinya


jadi serasa main game flying simulator ya gan :hammer


dan ini pasti udah pada tau kan?? spaceshuttle ferry,pesawat ini paling berjasa dalam mengatarkan space shuttle gan

gimana pesawat NASA-nya??
keren ?? antik ??

haha,segitu dulu ya pesawat nasanya









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Rabu, 21 April 2010

Earth Day


22-04-10
Selamat hari bumi
jagalah bumi kita,agar semakin terawat dan terjaga
bumi kita sudah semakin memburuk keadaannya sekarang
polusi dan sampah menjadi musuh utama kita
jangan sampai anak cucu kita,tidak bisa menikmati bumi yang terjaga seperti dulu
Keep Our Earth Clean !!!

motivation word

motivasi terkadang membuat diri kita lebih terdorong untuk melakukan sesuatu
berikut saya akan share beberapa kata motivasi
semoga suka ya
:toast


-Smile is the shortest distance between two people.
Senyum adalah jarak yang terdekat antara dua manusia

-Real power does not hit hard , but straight to the point.
Kekuatan yang sesungguhnya tidak memukul dengan keras , tetapi tepat sasaran
-You have to endure caterpillars if you want to see butterflies. (Antoine De Saint)
Anda harus tahan terhadap ulat jika ingin dapat melihat kupu-kupu. (Antoine De Saint)

-Only the man who is in the truth is a free man.
Hanya orang yang berada dalam kebenaranlah orang yang bebas.

-Every dark light is followed by a light morning.
Malam yang gelap selalu diikuti pagi yang tenang.

-Laughing is healthy, especially if you laugh about yourself.
Tertawa itu sehat, lebih-lebih jika mentertawakan diri sendiri.

-The danger of small mistakes is that those mistakes are not always small.
Bahayanya kesalahan-kesalahan kecil adalah bahwa kesalahan-kesalahan itu tidak selalu kecil.
Kesalahan kecil bisa mengakibatkan kesalahan yang lebih besar. Bersamaan dengan kesalahan itu, persoalannya bisa menjadi besar pula. Maka kesalahan kecil pun harus segera dibetulkan.

-To be silent is the biggest art in a conversation.
Sikap diam adalah seni yang terhebat dalam suatu pembicaraan.

-The worst in the business world is the situation of no decision. (Napoleon).
Yang terparah dalam dunia usaha adalah keadaan tidak ada keputusan. (Napoleon).

-Dig a well before you become thirsty.
Galilah sumur sebelum Anda merasa haus
-=16 fakta tentang kaskuser=- [cekidot]

Sebelumnya sory gan kalo

Sekedar share aja gan,langsung aja

Inilah 16 Fakta Tentang Kaskuser :

1. Warna kamar pribadi mereka berwarna biru dan orange sejajar seperti logo “kaskus”

2. Setiap mereka beli bensin selalu dengan PERTAMAX, kadang2 juga premium sih…tapi itu jarang…!

3. Mereka selalu rajin comment di Facebook orang, karena mereka terinspirasi dengan ISO di kaskus.

4. Ketika mereka jalan2 ke pasar, tau2 dompet mereka jatuh…tiba2 ada yang berbaik hati kasih tau dompet mereka.. mereka nggak berfikir panjang tiba2 lari ke pelataran pasar cari es cendol, sebagai ucapan terima kasih mereka kasih cendol ke orang yang nolong tadi….!

5. Ketika ada seseorang yang berniat nipu mereka, reaksi mereka adalah…ngambil batu bata, kemudian mereka lempar ke muka si orang tsb.(buset!! )

6. Halaman Bookmarks mereka berisikan “[WTS] Dijual atau [WTB]” dll

7. Tanpa mereka sadari, mereka manggil orang yang blom di kenal dengan sebutan “Gan”… Padahal mereka nggak tau apa itu “gan”..kadangkala ada orang yang terkesima karena persepsi mereka dengan kata2 Gan = Ganteng
ada juga yang marah karena tersinggung atau salah arti, dengan mengartikan Gan = Ganja [juragan Ganja]

8. Artis yang paling nggak mereka suka adalah AFGAN, karena dia lah penyebab kerusuhan secara massal, menurunkan pasaran, dan terlebih lagi biasanya mereka ngeliat AFGAN lagi show, secara diam2 lo lempar pake tai busuk yang sudah di endapkan selama beberapa hari…

9. Mereka juga sering salah membedakan antara KAKUS dengan KASKUS…Kakus = Tempat Buang Air…

10. Keseharian mereka selalu di isi dengan kata KASKUS…..
contohnya:
- ketika mereka membayar belanjaan di mall, dan sang kasir jutek banget… dalam hati mereka bilang KASKUS = Kasir Kusut
- pada saat mereka cuci pakaian terlihat KASKUS [Kancut Sangat Kusut]
- saat mereka berkenalan dengan cewek, lo bilang cewek itu KASKUS [Kasar Kusam]

11. Setiap pagi kadang mereka tertawa2 nggak jelas, marah2 nggak jelas, sedih2 nggak jelas, kadang mereka juga teriak2 kayak orang kesetanan.

12. Mereka nggak pernah menyerah untuk mendapatkan seseorang, seperti mereka mencari PERTAMAX Dalam KASKUS.

13. Pada saat mereka melihat Roti Kukus… mereka kadang kala berfikir kenapa Roti ini di beri nama Roti Kukus dan Forum KASKUS dinamakan KASKUS…. nah dari situ mereka bakalan googling sampe kayak orang gila.

14. Mata mereka belekan sampe nggak bisa ngeliat, karena 24 jam nonstop mereka ngliat thread jual-beli… “koq gak ada yang beli2 ya nih barang…??”

15. Kemampuan untuk mengetik dan membaca mereka sangat cepat, karena setiap hari online kaskus…

16. Biasanya mereka Meluangkan banyak waktu, menyita jam kerja, berfikir konyol, kadang tertawa setengah gila, hanya untuk membikin thread kaskus seperti yang gw bikin ini….!


source www.kaskus.us